I am a terrible parent

We ate dinner tonight a little late.  I spent a few hours out in the sun today running errands and walking in the park.  So after a dinner I was feeling a little cranky from all that sun.  Mr. Amazing normally goes and takes a nap after dinner because he works overnights for his civil servant job.  Anyway...we left clean up duty for Little Ricky & Little Lucy.  I went to snuggle up with Mr. Amazing and as we were laying there waiting for the kids and dog to jump in our bed we remembered the other day how both kids were afraid to walk down the hallway by themselves without the light on and how they pushed me in front of them because they knew daddy was going to jump out and scare them....

We laughed about it and then I told Mr. Amazing why don't we go into the kids rooms and then scare the crap out of them when they walk down the hallway....(right now I am laughing out loud to myself as I am writing this)  We went into their dark rooms and waited......Little Lucy was the 1st victim.  As she rounded her doorway to put the light on I was standing there and jumped out and yelled BOO!!!  WELL she jumped sky high, started screaming and nearly ran herself into the wall.   Mr. Wonderful and I nearly pissed our pants.  I felt bad aftewards because she was so upset and started to cry.  Little Ricky knew better than to come down the hallway.  This went on for 15 minutes or so...trying to coax him to bring us a glass of water or to get ready for bed.  He kept asking us to talk so he can hear what room we were in.  We all settled down into bed and started watching tv when all of the sudden the stupid dog kept barking. I told Little Ricky to make him be quiet.  As he went to quiet the dog I snuck into my daughters room and scared him so bad he jumped up and screamed, fell against the wall like a ton of bricks and fell on his butt leaning a small hole in the wall.  I thought Mr. Amazing was going to die from laughing so hard because he fell out of the bed! 

Am I a terrible parent or what?  Mr. Amazing had said our parents never did messed up crap like this to us.  Just trying t make memories!